#810,202 of things that should be illegal but aren't:
Beauty pageants for children.
I know it's been in the news lately, what with Jon Benet and all, but seriously, how are these things not child abuse?
I mean, look at the kind of pictures these people take of their children.
That's a picture of a real girl, it's not a doll.
Look at this bunch of zombies. I am so sick of the excuse that, "She loves to do it!"
Even if that's true, which it obviously isn't, judging by the blank look on many of their faces, it doesn't make it right.
If a kid drinks a beer, he may actually like it. A lot. But does that mean it's not wrong?
Each one of these pictures is a caption-contest waiting to happen.